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Doug Wintch: Music

Joe Handyman Ph.D.

Some folks just seem to be born handy.  

Some of us are sort of getting there...slowly!

Evan said he'd never heard the word "hinder" in a song...

I'm not sure you hear the words "poop" and "matriculating" in songs that often either! 

Call me Joe Handyman Ph.D.

Pound...Hammer...Dummy

I’m a fence post-graduate, earned my degree

Post...Hole...Diggin’

I’m an old pipe snaker, a plumber told me

Poop...Hinders...Drainage

I’m through matriculating, but I’ll always be...this...

Punk...Hanging...Drywall

     I’m a hack of all trades...Renaissance kid

     If I can’t do it...It can’t be did

     I nailed up my own shingle...to prove I've got game

     Then I tacked a few letters on the end of my name

 

Call me Joe dimmer switch M.S.W.

Many...Shocking...Wires

Joe MBA, got so rich he retired

Must...Be...Awesome

I’ll gladly install your new appliance

That’s no B.S.

I got a sheepskin that reads, Bachelor of Science

Might as well say

Broke...Since

     I’m a hack of all trades...Renaissance kid

     If I can’t do it...It can’t be did

     If I can hang my own shingle...then I'd be insane

     Not to tack a few letters on the end of my name